The Bone Yard

How would I committed?

I would find the highest ranked 5-star recruit, not committing to Nebraska of course, that is announcing on NSD. I would parachute in the middle of his announcement with the Vegas Flying Elvises. With my Big Red cape on, grab the microphone and announce. In the same breath, publicly ask Kate Mara to marry me. Then, bust out You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog.

Now, who would even remember that 5-star recruit? They would be thinking about this walkon going to Nebraska.

I would put Jimmy Claussen to shame. A Limmo just isn't enough for me. I'd show up in a Helicopter. Probably need a large stage with a couple of rappers warming up the crowd. I would have also spent the last few months really letting Mack Brown and Texas think they had a shot. Then when I mad the decision I would fake reach for a Texas hat only to push a button and make it explode or possibly fall into a tank full of sharks trained to attack Burnt Orange. Then some fireworks, maybe a laser light show when I put on the Husker hat.